Don't Talk To Me I Have a Psychotic Girlfriend Sweatshirt

This midweight crewneck feels like a private joke you can wear. The clean chest emblem keeps things low-key up front; the back delivers the punch with bold, black lettering and a faded gray center word that adds a sly, layered look. Soft ring-spun cotton with a brushed interior warms without weighing you down. Dropped shoulders and a relaxed, classic cut let it sit casually over jeans or a hoodie layer. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to keep conversations short and your vibe unmistakable — funny, a little savage, and totally unapologetic.

Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (weight varies by color) — medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, laid-back fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with tear-away label and DTF inner neck label
- Classic fit, REACH certified, adult sizing — made in Bangladesh

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean