You Might Be Drunk Hoodie

Soft, substantial, and unapologetically bold — this midweight fleece hoodie wears its attitude lightly. The clean front features a restrained, angular logo over the heart while the back delivers a gritty, statement-making typographic graphic: “YOU MIGHT BE DRUNK” rendered in layered, distressed blacks that pop against crisp white. It’s built to feel lived-in from day one, with a cozy jersey-lined hood, roomy pouch pocket, and dropped shoulders that let you move without fuss. Thoughtfully made — OEKO-TEX certified materials and production in socially audited facilities — it’s a piece that fits into a conscious wardrobe without losing edge. Throw it on for late-night city walks, band practice, or when you want your outfit to speak before you do.

Product features
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified materials for safer, sustainable textiles
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric with 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (varies by color) for durability and softness
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood and pouch pocket for warmth and hand comfort
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, lived-in silhouette
- Made in socially conscious facilities (FLA partner and WRAP certified); tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean